Haha Fooled you!!! Sorry I thought this was really good. Don't worry it's not really a virus.
Haha Fooled you!!! Sorry I thought this was really good. Don't worry it's not really a virus.
Funny Stuff
Here are any jokes or funny stories or funny pictures (you get the idea) that I find in my mail-box so mail me those funnies of yours and I'll post them here.
I got this one from an uncle of mine it's a pretty kewl joke Pitbull the life saver.......
A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee and newspaper when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file. The guy couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife." "What happened to her?" The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. "Sir, could I borrow that dog?" "Get in line."
Starr Wars this pic arrived in my mail-box from a friend called Syberwolf.
This stuff is really funny download these now!!!
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Poor Da Vinci......40.7 kb.
A voodoo doll I dunno if it works but hey give it a go.126 kb.
Dismemberment in soccer?? Well here it is.145 kb.
Isn't this pic just sooo kewl!!
South Park Speaks is a really kewl program. If you like the show. If you don't maybe you will after you download this.1.54MB
With thanks to Syberwolf>>>
THE BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
This one was sent to me by a good friend of mine called Jacqui.
A man and his grandson were fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. His grandson says "Grandpa can I try some of yor cigarette?" "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says."No" says the boy "Then you're not big enough" A few more minutes pass and the man takes a beer out of his cooler and opens it. The little boy says "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?" "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says "No" says the little boy. "Then you're not old enough". Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one. His grandfather looks at him and says "Hey they look good, can I have one of your cookies?" "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little boy "I most certainly can" says the grandfather. "Then go and fuck yourself" says the boy, "These are my cookies!!"